HIVE BOMBin 101 : GET IT

You live in a warm state, be it sunny SoCal, or St. Louis in the summer. You go to the clubs and get no respect on the floor. You can't break, you can'y b-boy. What to do?

Get your education from the original bees boy, go Hive Bombing!
What's that ya say? You ain't heard? You betta acks somebody cuz it's on and poppin like Sugar Smacks. Hive Bombing is the latest craze...

How to Hive Bomb 101.

1. Find a Bee hive

2. Get your boombox out (or Ghost ride to the location so you can really bump!)

3. Bring a video camera so you can remember what you did, and show the whole world.

4. Jump in the hive!
Yes I know it sounds crazy the first time, but eventually you get better at it and learn some crazy moves.
Here's how it works...

Those beez come out angry, and stangin. But you, youse a gangsta! (at least in your bedroom) and you show those bees how hard you are! Stay in the swarm as long as you can! jump around, Get down, and move that thang and keep em from stangin.

Things that help...
1. eye goggles. not just trendy, essential for your vision safety. don't just pull out no safety shit, floss it! bling it! this about performance, too!

2. Puffy starter coats. I don't care if it's summer, these is bees we talkin' bout! Give em something to fight through! Get your ass to da swap meet or da flee market and find that old shit - 90s is back, yo.

3. Weed it up/Drink it up. Get you all numbed up so you don't feel the stings so bad.

4. Any Wu Tang Music is a good initiatory soundtrack for hive bombing! But you'll want to take it to the West or the South to really get crunk or G'd up!

Why would you want to do it?
1. Prove how crazy/hard/gangsta you really are (most city folks are scared of bees and damn they so tiny, why be scared?)

2. Learn some dance moves no one else has though of yet - this is why the video camera is essential. You copy those moves on the dance floor and you'll be hot hot hot!

3. Bee stings prevent rheumatoid arthritis! (i heard that from my momz, yo.)

4. The swelling can make you rap like your favorite crunk rapper, no need to stuff your mouth full of cotton or even try to copy 'em - it don't matta!

Follow this and your on you're way - don't let the law bring you down neithea, you need to tell the five oh to step off.

Pass this around, get hivin' and shoot some videos - I WANNA SEE SOME OF THAT REAL HIVE BOMBIN' - YA HEARD?!